Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 8:49:15 GMT
Should we ever face Arlesford again in any competition I can now reveal my foolproof plan to ensure a victory.
It was very noticeable that two of the Arlesford coaches were so keen to get an even tan on their thighs that, during the game, they kept rolling up their shorts.
One stopped at 1970’s Kevin Keegan length, whilst the other kept going, past Speedo and approached thong.
As this was occurring during play, it suggests an overriding vanity that means more to them than the match itself.
Assuming this ethic is passed on to the players in training with regular sessions of core fitness, ball control and the correct use of hair products, my plan would be to place a series of mirrors along the touchlines.
This will cause them to slow down to check their appearance, allowing us the time and space to pass the ball through the centre channel.
Why they don’t teach this kind of thing at the FA coaching courses is beyond me.
It was very noticeable that two of the Arlesford coaches were so keen to get an even tan on their thighs that, during the game, they kept rolling up their shorts.
One stopped at 1970’s Kevin Keegan length, whilst the other kept going, past Speedo and approached thong.
As this was occurring during play, it suggests an overriding vanity that means more to them than the match itself.
Assuming this ethic is passed on to the players in training with regular sessions of core fitness, ball control and the correct use of hair products, my plan would be to place a series of mirrors along the touchlines.
This will cause them to slow down to check their appearance, allowing us the time and space to pass the ball through the centre channel.
Why they don’t teach this kind of thing at the FA coaching courses is beyond me.